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It’s the money season. It’s time to open those little red envelopes and savour the smell of freshly printed legal tender. And for those who are married… it’s the time to place your hard earned cash in them bloody red packets and give all your life savings away. (Basic tip - The more children you have, the more reimbursements you receive)

I’m starting school next week! Lucky for me I only have classes twice a week… which is actually bad enough as school is on the other side of the island. I think if I was to have classes 4 times a week, I’d rent a room over at the ulu west and save a couple of hours of my life/sleep. No more late nights out, no more partying. No more gaming, no more blading on weekdays. Life for the next 4 years = Sleep + Work + Study + Excercise = sad.

Somehow the week passes much slower when I’m working nightshift. Mabbe cos there’s like nothing to do… you dun see anyone most of the time, other then when you go home or go to work. Your only companions are your niteshift buddy, the security guard downstairs and mabbe the people working at the 24hr Cheers outlet (and some cockroaches along the way).

Prolly want to take this week to study. My brains are so rusty that I get headaches after reading my books for an hour. (Gonna stock up on tons of panadol) I wouldn’t say that there’s ‘alot’ to read… mabbe just 100 pages or so… but the thing is understanding. I have lost the knack in reading. I could read a paragraph 2-3 times over right now and sometimes I still dun get it. I think i have become dumber. Or mabbe i have just never really studied much during my schooling days anyway. LOL

The Dog
I love animals, particularly small furry ones. Have always wanted to keep a dog or a cat, but my parents did not allow me to when i was young. I have/had ashma and stuff, so i couldn’t either. Right now i’m much better health-wise and i’m having many small furry things running in my room. The issue of keeping a dog popped up when me friend had a potential lobang for adopting one. I would really want to but I dun think i can commit to taking care of it atm. Mabbe when my dad retires, i’ll get one for him. He needs the excercise and the dog needs to walk XD

The Mother
My mum just finished her degree last year i think & got recently promoted. She used to work at the kindergarten as the principal but now she’s over at YMCA HQ. Quite inspiring to me as she is not young (hello, my mum we’re talking about right? =P) but still having the energy to cope with work and study (and family). She missed her chance to university after her A’levels as her parents were not “rich” enough to fork the fees. At that time I guess its pretty expensive for people to get to uni… So after getting married and raising 3 children, taking care of the house and a mother in-law, she has finally got her cert. Congrats Mum. What are you working as at the HQ btw? Hmm.

The Red Leather Sofa
Me parents just got a set of new red leather sofa. It just looks so big in the living room. I didn’t realize that the old sofa was old… 20 years old… until my dad reminded me we had it even at our old place in bedok. Bedok… that’s like donkey years ago. I shifted out in Pri 5 and moved to tampines. 20 years… what were you doing 20 years ago?

and ….

The Idiot Brother
He takes anything placed in his drawer or room, or anything anywhere in the house(that isn’t locked) and it becomes his to wear, use, damage, spoil. The maid is new, so sometimes she gets the clothes mixed up and places my shirts or jeans in his room by mistake, but he happily just wears them although he knows it’s not his. Like BUTO LAH! WTF. Next time i’m gonna take my sister’s panties and bra and place them in his drawer! Bloody arse.

I have decided to get a laptop
I have decided to get a laptop
I have decided to get a laptop
No turning back
No turning back

Laptop before me, O2 behind me
Laptop before me, O2 behind me
Laptop before me, O2 behind me
No turning back
No turning back

The first time I saw the ad, my friend asked me to guess what it was. At first glance of women in tight white clothes bumping around on a seat, I thought it was some Kotex ad. Mabbe it was trying to say it wun leak or something… then i realized it was some excercise machine…

I guess alot of people have prolly already condemned or ridiculed this machine, but from a scientific point of view, i guess it prolly does work… which prolly explains why you don’t see rodeo cowboys with big bellys. Most of them are rather slim.

But… paying this amount of money to get a shaking stool? I would think its rather expensive eh? Plus what if you are on it and fall off, hit your head on some furniture and die? I think the better alternative is to get a good pair of running shoes and run 5 km twice a week…. and do 100 crunches a day. Even buying a pair of blades would be a better investment! Better then a shaking sto0l…. (which looks like some female sex-toy actually)

But I guess everyone is lazy. Out of a 100 people, i think only 5-10 would think of running to lose weight. So there you have it… Osim - You lazy, we make money.